KEEP KOOL AND "OH YEAH!"

My version of the KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON meme inspired by the British war poster featuring my “Glass Bast’rd” Not-Kool Aid Man design.

NOT KOOL! on sale at midnight on TEEFURY!

One of my favorite t-shirt sites, TEEFURY is featuring and selling another one of my shirt designs starting tonight at midnight for one day only! NOT KOOL! is sort of the... bastard cousin, if you will, of my GLASS BAST'RD Kool-Aid Man parody shirt design. They needed a bit of censoring to make it appropriate to sell on the site, so I, needing to pay my bills, eat and buy Christmas presents for my loved ones, agreed to make the changes and submit the censored art. Gone is the middle finger flying and naughty text, and a new spiffy color scheme has been created to go with the new black background. The result is a bold and bossy design that lets everyone know just how rude and nasty a giant pitcher of sugary beverage can be when it comes to destroying children's houses just to quench their thirst.

Save what little Christmas money you may have left and buy a bunch of NOT KOOL! shirts tomorrow on TEEFURY!

You can also give the design some love over at EMPTEES, if you like!

"NOT KOOL" coming to TEEFURY DECEMBER 21st!!

UPCOMING SHIRT PRINTING ALERT! -- GLASS BAST'RD will be printed over at TeeFury.com on December 21st! It's going to have to be slightly censored, though (so as not to offend the more sensitive t-shirt fans out there), so I altered the design and changed the name to "NOT KOOL". Glass Bast'rd is no longer flipping the bird, and the text has been removed. Oh, and the shirt will be printed on black, too, since that's a more popular color and nobody wants yellow or blue shirts!
Save your dough, mark your calendars and stay alert!

VOTE FOR "GLASS BAST'RD" OVER AT QWERTEE!

BeastPop's GLASS BASTR'D design is up for voting at the UK's newest t-shirt site sensation, QWERTEE.COM!
Head on over and cast your vote to get this shirt printed an on your body! Even if you don't live in the UK, their shipping rates are still reasonable, so show your support and cross your fingers!
THanks!

GLASS BAST'RD makes EMPTEES "Tee of the Day"!

Hooray! Good ol' GLASS BASTR'D garnered enough votes over at EMPTEES that it made "Tee of the Day"!! Thanks so much to everybody who gave it some love!

Give me your love at EMPTEES!

Folks, if you really care about BeastPop and the 16 Vietnamese orphans that BeastPop has committed to raising on his own, please head on over to EMPTEES.COM and give my two new shirt designs some love. I've recently posted GLASS BAST'RD and PAKKU-MAN (or Pac-Samurai) and they are being received rather well, so help me boost their popularity even higher by signing in and lovin' the heck out of them!

Thanks so much -- just follow the links above and spread the love!

GLASS BAST'RD! Now with 100% less text!

Had a request to see the GLASS BAST'RD images sans logos, so here they are! Also wanted to show shirt placement mock-ups. Drink up! Also, see if you can spot the "missing tooth" variant!

GLASS BAST'RD Flavors!

Finally finished coloring the GLASS BAST'RD design. This is a riff on the evils of a giant pitcher of sugary beverage destroying childrens' houses just to quench their thirst! Some of you who might recognize the phrase "Glass Bastard" from Dane Cook's bit about Kool-Aid Man. I know it's somewhat uncool in some circles to enjoy anything to do with Dane Cook, but I couldn't care less about such "rules of cool". I certainly am not a fan of everything the man does, but he has made me laugh quite a bit, so shun me if you must, Snobarella!

We've got three flavors of shirt to choose from here: Blue Raspberry, Lemonade, and ... uh... Gray. Hmm. Oh well. I will be trying to get this printed through various outlets in the very near future, so stay tuned for more details. Anyone who would be interested in buying one of these, just cast your vote for which color you'd like to see, and I'll try to contact you directly when they are nearing the printing phase.

GLASS BAST'RD inked!

The Glass Bast'rd shirt design has been inked. In the process of coloring right now!

"Hey, Kool-Aid!!?"

"Oh Yeahh?" "Hell No!!" Pencils for upcoming shirt design featuring Kool-Aid Man's evil twin, Glass Bast'rd. He ain't about bustin' into kids' houses to share cool sugary beverages with them... he just likes bustin' into kids houses! More to come!